23rd Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

So, um... I have a question.

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What does 'tentacle porn' mean?

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[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But if it involves tentacles, why don't I already know about it?

[sortsbooks.livejournal.com]

Yooou're... not demonic enough?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

How do I get to be more demonic, then?

[sortsbooks.livejournal.com]

By being a demon.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Oh.

I don't think I can do that.

[sortsbooks.livejournal.com]

Sorrrrry~ Only demons can be a demon.

And only demons can have demonic tentacle pour..porn spells.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

So what does the spell do, then? You can tell me that much, right?

[sortsbooks.livejournal.com]

It's... um.... I don't have any spell books with me.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

You mean you don't know without them?

[sortsbooks.livejournal.com]

There's lots of spells in the world, you know...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I thought nerdy wizard types knew all their spells by memory.

[sortsbooks.livejournal.com]

I'm not a nerdy wizard type! And who told you that anyway?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

That's what it's always like on TV.

[sortsbooks.livejournal.com]

On TV?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Don't you know about TV?

[sortsbooks.livejournal.com]

I-it's not a big deal if I don't, since it's wrong anyway.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

How do you know it's wrong if you don't even know what it is?

[sortsbooks.livejournal.com]

Because of what you just said!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I still think that a wizard who has to look up all their spells is either dumb or lazy.

[sortsbooks.livejournal.com]

Wh-who wants to know a spell called tentacle porn off by heart anyway?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Beats me! I don't even know what it does!

[sortsbooks.livejournal.com]

There're plenty other spells to know. It doesn't even sound powerful.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Shows what you know.

[sortsbooks.livejournal.com]

You don't know anything either.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I bet I know more about tentacles than you do!