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moemoetentacles) wrote2011-07-30 10:20 am
moemoetentacles) wrote2011-07-30 10:20 am
23rd Invasion
So, um... I have a question.
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What does 'tentacle porn' mean?
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What does 'tentacle porn' mean?
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"Perhaps it is some sort of ritual involving tentacles? I... I know not myself."
Porn. That's definitely what Japan said.
A ritual? Like magic or something?
It is very bad for your mind and causes brain damages.
[....why is a little girl asking about these things.]
Trust me, kid. You don't want to know.
Trust me, kid. You don't want to know.
[Laughing so goddamn hard over the phone.]
It's pornography. Involving tentacles.
What does it sound like? It doesn't take a genius to figure it out.
What does it sound like? It doesn't take a genius to figure it out.
Yes I do! That's why I asked!
Nobody did. I just want to know what it is.
I am not explaining that one. Go ask somebody else.
Why won't anyone tell me what it means?
[In between laughs]
Yes it is!
It's extremely funny!
Yes it is!
It's extremely funny!
Don't go laying the blame on other people! You're the child who doesn't even know the meaning of the word!
That's why I'm asking what it means! How else am I supposed to learn?
Go ask your "mother" or "father."
Or look it up on Google or something. [ Oh wait, 1950's... ] Or an encyclopedia.
It's not my responsibility to teach you something like that.
Or look it up on Google or something. [ Oh wait, 1950's... ] Or an encyclopedia.
It's not my responsibility to teach you something like that.
Does it have anything to do with math? Because if it doesn't, I don't think the dad in this house is going to be interested in explaining it.
So tentacle porn is some kind of joke, then?
Hm. I suppose you could say that "pornography" and "multiplication" are intertwined.
Well, maybe he'll tell me, then. But why won't anyone else?
Just like it sounds - it's a demonic spell!
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