23rd Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

So, um... I have a question.

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What does 'tentacle porn' mean?

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[bad-assery.livejournal.com]

...Ah.

Where'd you even hear about that?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

From Japan. He said he invented it.

[bad-assery.livejournal.com]

Heh. That so?

Well, kid, you shouldn't be asking what it is. Forget about it, alright?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

That just makes me want to know even more!

[bad-assery.livejournal.com]

Kyahaha. That's right. Forgot how curious kids are.

But I don't wanna be responsible for corrupting your mind. Did you try asking this Japan guy?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

He wouldn't tell me.

[bad-assery.livejournal.com]

Shoulda figured.

You just really shouldn't worry about. I don't think now's the time for you to be finding out.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I bet you don't know what it is either.

[bad-assery.livejournal.com]

Huh? Of course I know what it is. I'm an adult, after all.

And I'm doin' the adult thing by not telling you. Find someone with no sense of responsibility to tell you.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Maybe I will!

[bad-assery.livejournal.com]

[He laughs.] You've got some determination. Don't be too disturbed when you do find out. I dunno how you'd handle it.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I'm tougher than I sound!

[bad-assery.livejournal.com]

Heh. That so? Is your stomach as tough as the rest of you? Some people get a little squeamish.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

It's way tougher than you humans' stomachs!

[bad-assery.livejournal.com]

[Great. Another one.]

Heh. So you're not human? What are you then?

[Casually changing the subject.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

A mighty invader from the ocean!

[bad-assery.livejournal.com]

Ah.

So...what're you, a mermaid or something?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! No way, mermaids don't exist!

[bad-assery.livejournal.com]

[He laughs.] Aw man. I shoulda known.

Are you some kind of sea monster then? You don't sound like it. Or seem like it.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I'm a squid!

[bad-assery.livejournal.com]

You're a...squid?

How are you talking?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

With my mouth.

[bad-assery.livejournal.com]

Heh. Well, I get that part. It's just that squids don't talk where I come from.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty special like that.

[bad-assery.livejournal.com]

Seems like it. Are you magic or something?