23rd Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

So, um... I have a question.

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What does 'tentacle porn' mean?

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[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yes! How many times do I have to say it!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Okay...

I'll tell you.

But I'm gonna warn you one last time that you're gonna regret it...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I won't regret it!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Allright, I warned you...

Y'see when a woman and tentacle love each other.... THAT way...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

...What way? Like kissing? How does that work? Tentacles don't have mouths.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

{Facepalming over the phone]

No... not like kissing.

How'd they put it in sex-ed... sexual intercourse? Procreation? That kind of deal... please don't tell me I have to explain that to you.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

...

[silence]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

... do you seriously expect me to explain that to you?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Well it's not like I had parents to do that or anything!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Okay.

Fine.

I'll tell you.

But you're gonna regret it.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I mean, it's like laying eggs and stuff, right?

Part 1/2

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Well, no. Not really. At all.

Y'see when a man and a woman love each other... physically...

Part 2/2

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Some awkward sex-ed-education later...]

... and that is where babies come from.

Ya happy?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Uh... so where do the tentacles fit into that?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Basically just replace the guy in the equation with a whole bunch of tentacles on the lady and that's tentacle porn.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But that's not what tentacles are for at all!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well.

It is in porn.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

That's stupid.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't complain to me about it.

You wanted to know.

How'd you find out about it anyhow?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I heard Japan talking about it, but he wouldn't tell me what it was.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Of course it was the guy who is Japan talking about tentacle porn.

That's pretty much where it came from.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he said he invented it. But I still don't understand why anyone would like that kind of stuff. It sounds disgusting.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Because people are into some weird kinky shit.

That Japan guy, he's probably a pervert.

Or I think 'hentai' is what they call it in Japanese.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Is that the kind of stuff he thinks about when he looks at me?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Maybe.

Honestly, I don't know that guy that well personally, but it possible.