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So, um... I have a question.

[...]

What does 'tentacle porn' mean?

Date: 2011-07-31 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
Does it have anything to do with math? Because if it doesn't, I don't think the dad in this house is going to be interested in explaining it.

Date: 2011-07-31 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkevangel.livejournal.com
Hm. I suppose you could say that "pornography" and "multiplication" are intertwined.

Date: 2011-07-31 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
Well, maybe he'll tell me, then. But why won't anyone else?

Date: 2011-07-31 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkevangel.livejournal.com
Do you need to know that badly?

Date: 2011-07-31 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
Yes! I need to know what Japan's been thinking about doing with my tentacles!

1/2

Date: 2011-07-31 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkevangel.livejournal.com
All right, since you asked. Hopefully it won't break your mind.

"Pornography" is when a video or book shows or describes ████. In other words, when a man ███████ and then ██████████, possibly including ████████, ███████ a ████, or ███████████.

[ There's a small "heh", then she continues. ] Naturally, this means ████████████, but you'll often find that it ██████████ instead.

That's the basic gist of it. [ A small pause. ] Also, that's how babies are made. Anybody who tells you it's the "stork" is lying to you.

Date: 2011-07-31 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkevangel.livejournal.com
Now, since you were asking about tentacle porn, let me continue.

The Japanese come up with all sorts of █████, and it's really quite ████████. They're fond of things like girls ███████, ██████, or even ████████. One particular █████ of theirs involves tentacles. In other words, █████ with █████████ in ██████ ██████, ██████, or █████ █████. It's horrible, vulgar, and the Japanese love it. For some reason I really can't comprehend.

1/?

Date: 2011-07-31 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
[at first I was like]

2/?

Date: 2011-07-31 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
[but then I was like]

Date: 2011-07-31 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
[and once she gets to the tentacles...]

4/?

Date: 2011-07-31 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
[fairly early into that part, she's wishing she hadn't asked]

5/?

Date: 2011-07-31 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
[definitely wishing she hadn't asked]

6/?

Date: 2011-07-31 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
[here it comes...]

7/?

Date: 2011-07-31 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
[wait for it...]

8/?

Date: 2011-07-31 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
[yup, there we go, she's broken completely]

9/done

Date: 2011-07-31 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
[and after all the crying, this quivering mass of squid is all that's left]

I... I understand now. Th-thank you...

:3c

Date: 2011-07-31 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkevangel.livejournal.com
At least now you don't have to ask your "father" about it.

Date: 2011-07-31 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
...R-right...

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