23rd Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

So, um... I have a question.

[...]

What does 'tentacle porn' mean?

Comments

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

"Perhaps it is some sort of ritual involving tentacles? I... I know not myself."

[knitbadsweaters.livejournal.com]

T-tentacle what?!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Porn. That's definitely what Japan said.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

A ritual? Like magic or something?

[burnmycapital.livejournal.com]

It is very bad for your mind and causes brain damages.

[iheartcabbage.livejournal.com]

[....why is a little girl asking about these things.]

Trust me, kid. You don't want to know.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But what is it?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Laughing so goddamn hard over the phone.]

[burnmycapital.livejournal.com]

Who offered it to you?

[darkevangel.livejournal.com]

It's pornography. Involving tentacles.

What does it sound like? It doesn't take a genius to figure it out.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yes I do! That's why I asked!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Nobody did. I just want to know what it is.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

...Pornography?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

It's not funny!

[darkevangel.livejournal.com]

I am not explaining that one. Go ask somebody else.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Why won't anyone tell me what it means?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[In between laughs]

Yes it is!

It's extremely funny!

[darkevangel.livejournal.com]

Don't go laying the blame on other people! You're the child who doesn't even know the meaning of the word!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

That's why I'm asking what it means! How else am I supposed to learn?

[darkevangel.livejournal.com]

Go ask your "mother" or "father."

Or look it up on Google or something. [ Oh wait, 1950's... ] Or an encyclopedia.

It's not my responsibility to teach you something like that.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Does it have anything to do with math? Because if it doesn't, I don't think the dad in this house is going to be interested in explaining it.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

So tentacle porn is some kind of joke, then?

[darkevangel.livejournal.com]

Hm. I suppose you could say that "pornography" and "multiplication" are intertwined.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe he'll tell me, then. But why won't anyone else?

[sortsbooks.livejournal.com]

Just like it sounds - it's a demonic spell!