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Squid Girl | Ika Musume ([personal profile] moemoetentacles) wrote2011-10-27 05:33 pm

25th Invasion

[Mayfield, you may wish to take note of the 25 foot tall rampaging Squid Girl that's currently plaguing your streets.  It looks like all her newfound largeness has gone to her head.]

[Action 1]

[Squid Girl, now gigantic, is standing in the center of town, arms on her hips as she proudly makes her latest proclamation to the town.]

Attention, Mayfield!  Too long have the concerns of oceankind been ignored by the humans!  But that ends today!  Now I'm the biggest kid on the block, and this time you'll have to listen to me!  Renounce your evil ways and pledge to clean up the oceans when you all go home, or you'll have to answer to me!

[Action 2]

[Man, being huge is fun!  You can do whatever you want!  Including picking people up with appropriately scaled-up giant tentacles and menacing them.  Are you Squid Girl's latest victim?  She's not going to kill or even hurt anyone, but she's definitely not above freaking people out a little bit to get her message across.]

[Action 3]

[Squid Girl is wandering around town, this time looking excited rather than serious.  It seems she's completely forgotten about her earlier agenda, and is now pursuing something entirely more stupid.]

Hey!  Mart!  Where are you?  Are you huge too?

[She calls out loudly as she walks through town, not really paying much attention to whose cars or whatever she might happen to be stepping on.]

Does anybody have a video camera?  Let's film a monster movie!  We can do Giant Squid vs. Giant Shark for real this time!

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, sorry. I'm just more used to real monsters fighting.

here, I'll let you take another shot at me.

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
That's more like it!

[Two more tentacles shoot out, aiming to knock Mart back into a building or something.]

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Mart was expecting the tentacles, just not for them to go at his legs. He tumbles onto his back.]

Ow! Dammit!

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahahaha! You should've seen your face!

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Well, just wait 'till you see my fist in your face.

[Mart stands up and dives at Squid Girl]

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-11-16 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Mart'll do something that his half-brothers did to him for rough housing: Namely attempting to sit on Squid Gril, pinning her down.]

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-16 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! Get off!

[Even at giant size, Squid Girl is comparatively a lightweight here. So all she can really do is whine and flail her arms and legs.]

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-11-16 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Mart only laughs at Squid Girl's struggling.]

Not unless you give up!

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-16 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You first!

[still struggling]

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
I got the upper hand!

Why should I surrender?

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Because I'm the leader of the army!

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Ha!

Like that'll stop me!

Say uncle!

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine! Just sit on me forever, see if I care!

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha! Okay! But I can keep this up for awhile!

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll have to get up eventually.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope. Don't think so.
[Then, a loud rumble ensues. That big body of Mart needs alot of food...]

Uh, nope, not hungry right now...

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Shut up! Just say you give up and I'll -

[More stomach groans]

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, just gonna lie here and laugh.]

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, dammit!

[Mart stands up and walks to the nearest grocery building

reaches through a window and starts pulling out shelves of food to eat.]