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25th Invasion

[Mayfield, you may wish to take note of the 25 foot tall rampaging Squid Girl that's currently plaguing your streets. It looks like all her newfound largeness has gone to her head.]

[Action 1]

[Squid Girl, now gigantic, is standing in the center of town, arms on her hips as she proudly makes her latest proclamation to the town.]

Attention, Mayfield! Too long have the concerns of oceankind been ignored by the humans! But that ends today! Now I'm the biggest kid on the block, and this time you'll have to listen to me! Renounce your evil ways and pledge to clean up the oceans when you all go home, or you'll have to answer to me!

[Action 2]

[Man, being huge is fun! You can do whatever you want! Including picking people up with appropriately scaled-up giant tentacles and menacing them. Are you Squid Girl's latest victim? She's not going to kill or even hurt anyone, but she's definitely not above freaking people out a little bit to get her message across.]

[Action 3]

[Squid Girl is wandering around town, this time looking excited rather than serious. It seems she's completely forgotten about her earlier agenda, and is now pursuing something entirely more stupid.]

Hey! Mart! Where are you? Are you huge too?

[She calls out loudly as she walks through town, not really paying much attention to whose cars or whatever she might happen to be stepping on.]

Does anybody have a video camera? Let's film a monster movie! We can do Giant Squid vs. Giant Shark for real this time!

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But what if the oceans are clean back home? [ What then? ]

Then... make sure they stay that way!

Okay! [ She nods enthusiastically! ]

...Wow, that was a lot easier than usual.

... Why, is it usually hard to convince people? [ unsure ]

Yeah, usually they just laugh at me.

Why do they do that? [Headtilt..]

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moemoetentacles.livejournal.com - 2011-11-14 02:05 (UTC) - Expand

Leias runs for cover from the tentacles, clutching his hat to his head.

"Of all the times to be without a gun!"

Hey! Get back here!

[Two more gigantic tentacles go shooting out toward Leias.]

He dodges one by sliding over the hood of a car and ducks into an alley to try to escape the other.

Ha! I can do this all day! Just give it up!

[The tentacle whips through the alley right after him. She can extend these things out pretty far when she's normal sized, so now that she's this tall it's no big deal to chase someone through the entire town with one.]

Leias isn't fast enough, knees aching from kneeling down to talk to the shrunken people all day, and he's caught up in the pursuing tentacle.

Got you!

[Squid Girl grins a predatory grin as she reels in the tentacle, pulling Leias up in front of her face.]

Okay, so are you gonna protect the oceans, or do I have to get really mean?

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Awesome! Let's fight! It'll be just like one of those old monster movies they show after midnight!

Hell yeah!

I'll be Mega Shark, you be the Giant Octopus!

Uh, but who's gonna record this?

I dunno. I found you before I found someone with a camera.

Shit.

Well should we fight anyway and just hope someone records us anyway Cloverfield style?

Oooooh, good idea! Then it'll look more like a real fight!

Yeah! Let's go fight for ocean rights!

They'll have to listen to us!

Right! So the first order of business is to use your powers to flood the town!

Isn't that... kinda bad?

No, it's fine! This is how we'll teach the humans a lesson for neglecting the gifts of the ocean!

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