25th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Mayfield, you may wish to take note of the 25 foot tall rampaging Squid Girl that's currently plaguing your streets.  It looks like all her newfound largeness has gone to her head.]

[Action 1]

[Squid Girl, now gigantic, is standing in the center of town, arms on her hips as she proudly makes her latest proclamation to the town.]

Attention, Mayfield!  Too long have the concerns of oceankind been ignored by the humans!  But that ends today!  Now I'm the biggest kid on the block, and this time you'll have to listen to me!  Renounce your evil ways and pledge to clean up the oceans when you all go home, or you'll have to answer to me!

[Action 2]

[Man, being huge is fun!  You can do whatever you want!  Including picking people up with appropriately scaled-up giant tentacles and menacing them.  Are you Squid Girl's latest victim?  She's not going to kill or even hurt anyone, but she's definitely not above freaking people out a little bit to get her message across.]

[Action 3]

[Squid Girl is wandering around town, this time looking excited rather than serious.  It seems she's completely forgotten about her earlier agenda, and is now pursuing something entirely more stupid.]

Hey!  Mart!  Where are you?  Are you huge too?

[She calls out loudly as she walks through town, not really paying much attention to whose cars or whatever she might happen to be stepping on.]

Does anybody have a video camera?  Let's film a monster movie!  We can do Giant Squid vs. Giant Shark for real this time!

Comments

[twototheskull.livejournal.com]

Leias isn't fast enough, knees aching from kneeling down to talk to the shrunken people all day, and he's caught up in the pursuing tentacle.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Got you!

[Squid Girl grins a predatory grin as she reels in the tentacle, pulling Leias up in front of her face.]

Okay, so are you gonna protect the oceans, or do I have to get really mean?

[twototheskull.livejournal.com]

He struggles and squirms a bit.

"Never seen one, but sure."

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

What do you mean you've never seen one? The world is mostly water!

[twototheskull.livejournal.com]

Rrrgh...I've spent most of my life in the desert...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Okay, but you know what an ocean is, right? It's like a desert except it's made of water and everything lives under it!

[twototheskull.livejournal.com]

Uhhh.......right...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

So find one when you get back home and protect it!

[twototheskull.livejournal.com]

Leias just nods, deciding not to discuss the rampant amounts of irradiated water back home.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[Smart move, man. She would not like that at all.]

Okay! You can go, then.

[Squid Girl extends her tentacle to the ground, opening it up so Leias can climb out safely.]

[twototheskull.livejournal.com]

Leias tips his hat pleasantly as he's released and then backs away slow and careful.