4th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Hey there, Mayfield.  This idiot still doesn't know what a telephone is, but it doesn't matter, because it seems to have been knocked off the hook during her epic battle with the turkey that got delivered to her door today.]

"W-what are you doing?  Get away!"

[There are several screams, and then the sound of silverware clattering to the ground and dishes breaking.]

"I've got a knife!  I'll use it, I swear!"

[More struggling and knocking over of furniture.  Probably more than is strictly necessary for someone to beat up a suddenly animated turkey that can't even see what it's doing.  But then again, it's fighting one of Mayfield's biggest idiots.]

"Aaaaaahhhh!  Get off, get off, get off!"

[At this point, there are vague noises that sound like something halfway between choking and vomiting.]

"...Crap!  I forgot that doesn't work here!"

[A few minutes more of rolling around on the floor, accompanied by sounds of a physical struggle.  Eventually, there is only heavy breathing.]

"Hah... victory!  That'll teach you to mess with me!"

Comments

[kihihi-witch.livejournal.com]

[Aaaaand Maria's just listening to the whole thing, incredibly confused. Such a strange girl...]

Uu-?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

"Now I'm gonna eat you! Let's see how you like it!"

[Not paying attention to the phone just yet.]

[kihihi-witch.livejournal.com]

[...Was the turkey trying to eat her?]

Uu-, Maria is on the phone!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[Oh, hey, that weird thing on the wall is talking again. Squid Girl walks over and starts yelling into the receiver.]

"Who are you! Are you and this bird in cahoots?"

[kihihi-witch.livejournal.com]

Bird? Maria isn't!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

So you didn't send this thing to attack me, talking box on the wall?

[kihihi-witch.livejournal.com]

...

Maria's a witch, not a box!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

What's a witch?

[kihihi-witch.livejournal.com]

A witch is magical, kyaha~ Witches can make things appear out of thin air! Don't you know what magic is?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Can you make shrimp appear out of thin air?

[kihihi-witch.livejournal.com]

Not right now... but Maria could!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Can you teach me how to do it too?

[kihihi-witch.livejournal.com]

Uu-... Maria is just an apprentice! Beatrice might be able to help, kyakya~

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Can I meet her?

[kihihi-witch.livejournal.com]

Maria can ask and see! You'll have to be really really good, or she won't help you.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

If it's for shrimp out of nowhere, I'll be as good as I need to be!

[kihihi-witch.livejournal.com]

Good, good! Maria will put in a good word for you!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I appreciate it!