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[Hello, neighbors!  Terrified enough of Christmas yet?  Because Squid Girl might be here to help you out with that.  At 452 Stone Street, there is some terrified screaming emanating from the house - both from Squid Girl herself for those who recognize her voice, as well as a chorus of unfamiliar screams.  After a few minutes of this, a window opens on the front of the house and a bucket of shrimp and lobster with human faces is tossed unceremoniously into the yard.  Squid Girl leans out of the window to yell at them.]

"Go away!  Leave me alone!  You're not delicious at all!"

[She is met only with further screaming as the hideously warped seafood lies there on the front lawn.]

Date: 2010-12-26 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] has-a-name.livejournal.com
... then what is that...?

*she pokes one of the lobsters with her foot*

Date: 2010-12-26 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
Santa sent it to me. Stupid jerk.

Date: 2010-12-26 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] has-a-name.livejournal.com
... oh...

...

... I only got a coal sculpture...

Date: 2010-12-26 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
"It's better than stupid screaming lobster faces."

[The ones that can still see her are still screaming, with their hideous, hideous human faces.]

"...Shut up already!"

Date: 2010-12-26 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] has-a-name.livejournal.com
...

...

... I wonder if they taste like normal shrimp and lobster...?

Date: 2010-12-26 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
Eat them if you want to. I don't want to look at them anymore. Just get them out of here.

Date: 2010-12-26 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] has-a-name.livejournal.com
... okay...

...

*she seems to change her mind, however, as she just kind of suddenly wanders off without taking even one*

Date: 2010-12-26 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
Hey! I said get rid of these things!

Date: 2010-12-26 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] has-a-name.livejournal.com
*nope, she's not coming back*

Date: 2010-12-26 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
[slams the window shut and goes inside]

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