1st Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Someone's been a busy little squid today.  After waking up in a strange place and tearing her new bedroom apart, Squid Girl met the all-drone family she's been assigned to live with here in Mayfield.  Fortunately for her and probably them, she's so damn stupid that the ensuing conversation has her utterly convinced that she's managed to successfully take over the household, as the drones all seem rather accepting of her and willing to do things for her.  Finally, some respect!  More than she's used to from Eiko and Chiziru, anyway.  Clearly, this marks a turning point in her war upon the surface dwellers!  So after she's done meeting her new family, Squid Girl is out on the front porch of the house at 452 Stone Street, posing triumphantly with her hands on her hips and yelling emphatically at anyone who happens to pass by.]

"Attention, humans!  I am Squid Girl, messenger of the sea and your future overlord!  I have claimed this house as the first foothold in the coming invasion of the surface world!  Those who submit now will be greatly rewarded and receive preferential treatment when my brethren rise up to conquer your pathetic civilization!"

((OOC: Here are links to the individual comment threads since Ash and Squid Girl broke the page.

The Captain
Ren
Ash
Splash Woman
Kaguya
Utsuho
Misty
Marivel ))

Comments

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Then it's decided!

Hmm, but what should I call you?

[idkmybfforin.livejournal.com]

Utsuho!

[...though this is a bit of a not-bird-friendly-word coming out of a very birdlike beak. It sounds a great deal harsher and...well, more croak-y then it necessarily should.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

U-tsu-ho...?

[idkmybfforin.livejournal.com]

U-tsu-ho.

[Whether she's actually correcting something or just...mimicking Squid's voice is somewhat debatable.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Okay, then! Utsuho it is!

[idkmybfforin.livejournal.com]

[That's unmistakably a happy caw, at least!

Now what?]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

So the first thing I'll need you to do is watch the humans and gather information on how they live. The more we know, the easier it'll be to conquer them.

[idkmybfforin.livejournal.com]

[Okay! She can do that!


...if she remembers right. Watch her get this wrong somehow.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[Pats Utsuho on the head, smiling.]

"Okay! Go on, then, and report back whenever you find something good!"