1st Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Someone's been a busy little squid today.  After waking up in a strange place and tearing her new bedroom apart, Squid Girl met the all-drone family she's been assigned to live with here in Mayfield.  Fortunately for her and probably them, she's so damn stupid that the ensuing conversation has her utterly convinced that she's managed to successfully take over the household, as the drones all seem rather accepting of her and willing to do things for her.  Finally, some respect!  More than she's used to from Eiko and Chiziru, anyway.  Clearly, this marks a turning point in her war upon the surface dwellers!  So after she's done meeting her new family, Squid Girl is out on the front porch of the house at 452 Stone Street, posing triumphantly with her hands on her hips and yelling emphatically at anyone who happens to pass by.]

"Attention, humans!  I am Squid Girl, messenger of the sea and your future overlord!  I have claimed this house as the first foothold in the coming invasion of the surface world!  Those who submit now will be greatly rewarded and receive preferential treatment when my brethren rise up to conquer your pathetic civilization!"

((OOC: Here are links to the individual comment threads since Ash and Squid Girl broke the page.

The Captain
Ren
Ash
Splash Woman
Kaguya
Utsuho
Misty
Marivel ))

Comments

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I see...

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Yeah, I'm not exactly a botanist though, so I'm not really an expert on how plants work or anything like that...

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[Eyes Bulbasaur again.]

"I wonder how he tastes."

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Saur!! [Have a warning shot of Razor Leaf.]

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"Ack!"

[Drops to the ground, now making this face as she shakes in fright.]

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... [Just... this face. ... And following a sigh from the trainer, Bulbasaur is returned to his ball.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

W-w-what was that?

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It was only Bulbasaur. No need to worry, okay? Just don't try eating him.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

He didn't look that good anyway. Shrimp is much better.

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Well, even if you were to try eating him, he's part Poison-type anyway?

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Like a blowfish!

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I guess so, yeah? I'm pretty sure Qwilfish is a Poison-type too...

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Yeah, definitely sticking to shrimp and lobster. They're way easier to catch.

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Yeah, catching Pokémon is best left to professionals.

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Well, I have a lot of important planning to do. I've wasted way too much time here already!

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Uh... Okay?

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[In an odd mix of manners and rudeness, she bows politely to Ash before speaking in her familiarly haughty tone. It's probably just the fact that she's an idiot.]

"Thanks for your help, future minion! I'll be in charge of this place in no time!"

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Right... Good luck with that.

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Thanks for believing in me!