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[Someone's been a busy little squid today.  After waking up in a strange place and tearing her new bedroom apart, Squid Girl met the all-drone family she's been assigned to live with here in Mayfield.  Fortunately for her and probably them, she's so damn stupid that the ensuing conversation has her utterly convinced that she's managed to successfully take over the household, as the drones all seem rather accepting of her and willing to do things for her.  Finally, some respect!  More than she's used to from Eiko and Chiziru, anyway.  Clearly, this marks a turning point in her war upon the surface dwellers!  So after she's done meeting her new family, Squid Girl is out on the front porch of the house at 452 Stone Street, posing triumphantly with her hands on her hips and yelling emphatically at anyone who happens to pass by.]

"Attention, humans!  I am Squid Girl, messenger of the sea and your future overlord!  I have claimed this house as the first foothold in the coming invasion of the surface world!  Those who submit now will be greatly rewarded and receive preferential treatment when my brethren rise up to conquer your pathetic civilization!"

((OOC: Here are links to the individual comment threads since Ash and Squid Girl broke the page.

The Captain
Ren
Ash
Splash Woman
Kaguya
Utsuho
Misty
Marivel ))

Date: 2010-11-08 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
You know why? Because she didn't like you.

Date: 2010-11-08 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
That's not true! It's just how squid live!

Date: 2010-11-08 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
Yeah, squid whose parents hate them...

Date: 2010-11-08 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
Yeah? Well... I bet your parents hated you too!

Date: 2010-11-08 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
I didn't even know who my father was, so ha!

Date: 2010-11-08 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
You know what kid? That's ☠☠☠☠ depressing. I'd hate to be you.

Was your mom a ☠☠☠☠ or something?

Date: 2010-11-08 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
No! I don't even know what a ☠☠☠☠ is!

Date: 2010-11-08 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
... I'll tell you when you're older.

And less ☠☠☠☠ annoying.

Date: 2010-11-08 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
Not old enough.

Also your voice is ☠☠☠☠ annoying.

Date: 2010-11-08 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
Well your face is annoying!

Date: 2010-11-08 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
Yeah, ☠☠☠☠ you kid.

I think I saw your brother the other day at lunch.

Date: 2010-11-08 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
[And she just lights up like Christmas at that.]

"Really? One of my comrades from the ocean is here to help me enslave humanity? Where does he live?"

Date: 2010-11-08 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
Yeah, he was served up fried up with a side of french fries and being eaten by a family of four...

6/done

Date: 2010-11-08 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
"M-my brother! Why did he have to die?"

[LEAKING TEARS EVERYWHERE]

Oh yeah child

Date: 2010-11-08 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
☠☠☠☠ kid... no. I was lying. It wasn't your brother it was... uh... a lobster.

Your brother is probably swimming and eating uh... what ever you ☠☠☠☠ eat.

He's fine.

Date: 2010-11-08 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
[And just like that, she's happy again!]

"So it was a mistake after all! It's good to know he's okay!"

Date: 2010-11-08 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
Yeah, whatever kid.

Now get lost. Go play in traffic or something.

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