13th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Fail!filtered to Taiwan and Japan, because lol what are filters]

"Taiwan!  Japan!  I need to get stronger!  Give me military training, okay?  I'll work really hard!"

Comments

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Nope, he's actually got that many. He keeps them in some kind of horrible dimensional wormhole and shoots them at people.

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

"Oh, so your opponent throws things at you? All you have to do is dodge them."

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I guess so, yeah!

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

"See? Why even waste your time training when you can already do something simple like dodge."

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Oh! But what if I'm not fast enough?

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

"Even a brick wall will crumble once you've banged your head against it enough. You just got to keep trying until it works!"

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

So I should practice by having other people throw a lot of swords at me until I can dodge them?

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

"Exactly! Since you already know someone who owns a lot of swords you can probably ask him."

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But he's the guy I want to train to beat! It's pointless if I ask him to keep throwing swords at me!

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

"Well it's not like you'll need to ask. I'm sure he'll start throwing them as soon as he sees you! Then you can start learning how to dodge."

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But he said he'd only fight me again when I'm strong enough to win.

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

"Really? So he doesn't attack when he sees you?"

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

It was more like he wants a rematch after I get better.

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

"Well if he has let his guard down you can do things to make him weaker, like poison him."

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Poison him? What do I look like, a jellyfish? Squid don't have stingers!

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

"No you do it before. Like in his food."

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Oh... I never thought about it like that before.

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

"See no training needed at all! As long as you can find an advantage, you can defeat anyone!"

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I get it! I just need to think more creatively!