13th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Fail!filtered to Taiwan and Japan, because lol what are filters]

"Taiwan!  Japan!  I need to get stronger!  Give me military training, okay?  I'll work really hard!"

Comments

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I know plenty!

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Not 'nough.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

More than you, I bet!

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Show m' or 'll not make an'.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I can't show you because you won't give me any swords to use!

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Yer 16 arms.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Well, I actually only have 2 arms. The other 10 are tentacles. But if you come to 452 Stone Street, I'll show you how amazing they are!

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Mh.

[He'll actually be over there a while later.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[He'll have to ring the doorbell or knock or something, because she's gotten bored and started watching TV by now.]

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

[Rings the doorbell]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[Answers the door.]

"...Hello?"

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

How d' y' hold the swords?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

"Oh, it's the mumbly guy!"

[And she raises all ten tentacles in the air, waving them around.]

"I'll hold them in these!"

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

How much str'ngth do th' have?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I punched straight through a wall with them once!

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Show m'.

[He just wants to make sure that what she says is right before he makes her something. Then he'll look over it and set a price.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[Thankfully, 451 Stone Street right next door happens to have nothing but drones in it. So they probably totally won't mind if she demonstrates on their place, right? Right. Squid Girl lifts all ten tentacles, bundling them together into a point, and extends them out toward the other house at breakneck speed. There's a loud crash as wood paneling and siding explodes out everywhere, and there is now a hole in the side of the neighbors' house.]

"There! How was that!"

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

[Inspects the hole and then nods.]

How man' swords?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Do you think one for each tentacle would be too much?

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Can y' move th'm separately?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, that's easy!"

[She waves them all around over her head to demonstrate.]

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

How many 'd that make?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Ten total!

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

What can y' offer 'n return?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Um... I don't really have any money...