13th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Fail!filtered to Taiwan and Japan, because lol what are filters]

"Taiwan!  Japan!  I need to get stronger!  Give me military training, okay?  I'll work really hard!"

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[sveariket.livejournal.com]

[Rings the doorbell]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[Answers the door.]

"...Hello?"

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

How d' y' hold the swords?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

"Oh, it's the mumbly guy!"

[And she raises all ten tentacles in the air, waving them around.]

"I'll hold them in these!"

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

How much str'ngth do th' have?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I punched straight through a wall with them once!

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Show m'.

[He just wants to make sure that what she says is right before he makes her something. Then he'll look over it and set a price.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[Thankfully, 451 Stone Street right next door happens to have nothing but drones in it. So they probably totally won't mind if she demonstrates on their place, right? Right. Squid Girl lifts all ten tentacles, bundling them together into a point, and extends them out toward the other house at breakneck speed. There's a loud crash as wood paneling and siding explodes out everywhere, and there is now a hole in the side of the neighbors' house.]

"There! How was that!"

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

[Inspects the hole and then nods.]

How man' swords?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Do you think one for each tentacle would be too much?

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Can y' move th'm separately?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, that's easy!"

[She waves them all around over her head to demonstrate.]

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

How many 'd that make?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Ten total!

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

What can y' offer 'n return?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Um... I don't really have any money...

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

's not 'bout money.

...

An' abilities?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

"What, like, you mean what else can I do? I guess there's this..."

[And she proceeds to spit up some ink. When she's done, she wipes what's left from the side of her lip, holding out an ink-stained finger to Sweden.]

"I guess I could give you some of this. Here, taste it. Lots of people say it's good."

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

[...]

What 's 't?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Squid ink!

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Not pois'nous?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

"Nope. Go on, try it."

[Thrusts her finger at him.]

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Can 't be used as paint?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

"I guess you could."

[Because how the heck would she know~]

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

[nods and then holds up one hand so she can let some of that black liquid drip into it.]