20th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Squid Girl's been hanging out at home for most of this event, having not received a letter herself and being more or less totally useless anyway without her squid abilities.  But Luna Lovegood has been droned, and she was actually starting to like her a little bit, so she's taking to the phones to complain.]

[Phone; unfiltered]

Attention, people of Mayfield!  I know you're probably all still busy beating each other up and everything, but I have something way more important to talk about!  Luna went home today, and her drone is really stupid and boring, so I've decided to hold tryouts for a new big sister.  You have to be willing to take orders from me, and your duties will include the following: preparing saltwater baths, buying and cooking shrimp and lobster, and fighting sharks.  Benefits include being spared from the invasion when I conquer the world for oceankind, since I'll need some good servants to do things for me anyway.  Call me back if you're interested, okay!

((ETA: Tagbacks will come a little later this evening~))

Comments

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But you already said I can't beat you.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You if can't win against impossible odds, how do you expect to do anything? All heroes like me have done things like this.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Are you sure you know what the word 'impossible' means?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I've defeated gods. Shouldn't that be considered impossible?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But if somebody's done something, that means it's possible.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Which sounds better in the end? I completed the impossible or I completed the possible?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Well, impossible sounds a lot better, but that still doesn't change the facts. You can't do something that's impossible. That's why it's impossible.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I'll just have to prove you wrong then.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

There's no proving something like that! Things that can be done are possible! That's the definition of possible! It's a tautology!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I guess you'll never know what it's like to be a hero.