20th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Squid Girl's been hanging out at home for most of this event, having not received a letter herself and being more or less totally useless anyway without her squid abilities.  But Luna Lovegood has been droned, and she was actually starting to like her a little bit, so she's taking to the phones to complain.]

[Phone; unfiltered]

Attention, people of Mayfield!  I know you're probably all still busy beating each other up and everything, but I have something way more important to talk about!  Luna went home today, and her drone is really stupid and boring, so I've decided to hold tryouts for a new big sister.  You have to be willing to take orders from me, and your duties will include the following: preparing saltwater baths, buying and cooking shrimp and lobster, and fighting sharks.  Benefits include being spared from the invasion when I conquer the world for oceankind, since I'll need some good servants to do things for me anyway.  Call me back if you're interested, okay!

((ETA: Tagbacks will come a little later this evening~))

Comments

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

...Oh! I get it! So I should be interviewing for a little sister instead, and that way I can order her around!

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... a little sister doesn't have to listen to her big sister, but the big sister sometimes bullies the little sister...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Hmm... is that how it works?

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... but if you bully your little sister to do things for you, she might eventually turn on you...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Unless she's too afraid!

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

...

... you should just ask for a servant...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

That usually doesn't go very well.