20th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Squid Girl's been hanging out at home for most of this event, having not received a letter herself and being more or less totally useless anyway without her squid abilities.  But Luna Lovegood has been droned, and she was actually starting to like her a little bit, so she's taking to the phones to complain.]

[Phone; unfiltered]

Attention, people of Mayfield!  I know you're probably all still busy beating each other up and everything, but I have something way more important to talk about!  Luna went home today, and her drone is really stupid and boring, so I've decided to hold tryouts for a new big sister.  You have to be willing to take orders from me, and your duties will include the following: preparing saltwater baths, buying and cooking shrimp and lobster, and fighting sharks.  Benefits include being spared from the invasion when I conquer the world for oceankind, since I'll need some good servants to do things for me anyway.  Call me back if you're interested, okay!

((ETA: Tagbacks will come a little later this evening~))

Comments

[mansfirsttrap.livejournal.com]

Well, you are capable of using that mouth of yours to speak, can't you? And you do have friends to help support you, yes?

While force can be used as a method, don't be too hasty to use it. After all, you and I are speaking to one another and there is no invasion involved.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

That's because you already understand! Most people don't. They just laugh at me or ignore me.

[mansfirsttrap.livejournal.com]

And that's why you have friends to help and support you and how it's up to you to teach those people who don't know it's importance.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But how do I make them listen if they don't want to take me seriously?