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Squid Girl | Ika Musume ([personal profile] moemoetentacles) wrote2011-07-30 10:20 am
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23rd Invasion

So, um... I have a question.

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What does 'tentacle porn' mean?
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[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Uhhhm...

I seriously don't want to define Tentacle Porn for a kid like you.

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what everyone's been saying.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, let me ask you this...

Have you either gotten "The Talk" or "Birds And The Bees" from your folks?

'Cause if not, I ain't getting involved.

But go ahead and ask more people what tentacle porn is.

Still pretty freakin' hilarious.

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
What do birds and bees have to do with anything? They don't even have tentacles!

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, you are naive.

Uh, how old are you anyhow?

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, no, I don't think you are.

Plus, it'll traumatize you.

Horribly.

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-08-03 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't tell me what I don't want to do!

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-03 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Do you realllllly wanna know?

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! How many times do I have to say it!

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-05 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Okay...

I'll tell you.

But I'm gonna warn you one last time that you're gonna regret it...

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-07 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Allright, I warned you...

Y'see when a woman and tentacle love each other.... THAT way...

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-08-08 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
...What way? Like kissing? How does that work? Tentacles don't have mouths.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-08 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
{Facepalming over the phone]

No... not like kissing.

How'd they put it in sex-ed... sexual intercourse? Procreation? That kind of deal... please don't tell me I have to explain that to you.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
... do you seriously expect me to explain that to you?

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Well it's not like I had parents to do that or anything!

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Okay.

Fine.

I'll tell you.

But you're gonna regret it.

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, it's like laying eggs and stuff, right?

Part 1/2

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Well, no. Not really. At all.

Y'see when a man and a woman love each other... physically...

Part 2/2

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Some awkward sex-ed-education later...]

... and that is where babies come from.

Ya happy?
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