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So, um... I have a question.

[...]

What does 'tentacle porn' mean?

Date: 2011-08-03 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
Don't tell me what I don't want to do!

Date: 2011-08-03 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
...

Do you realllllly wanna know?

Date: 2011-08-04 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
Yes! How many times do I have to say it!

Date: 2011-08-05 12:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Okay...

I'll tell you.

But I'm gonna warn you one last time that you're gonna regret it...

Date: 2011-08-07 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Allright, I warned you...

Y'see when a woman and tentacle love each other.... THAT way...

Date: 2011-08-08 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
...What way? Like kissing? How does that work? Tentacles don't have mouths.

Date: 2011-08-08 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
{Facepalming over the phone]

No... not like kissing.

How'd they put it in sex-ed... sexual intercourse? Procreation? That kind of deal... please don't tell me I have to explain that to you.

Date: 2011-08-10 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
... do you seriously expect me to explain that to you?

Date: 2011-08-10 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
Well it's not like I had parents to do that or anything!

Date: 2011-08-10 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Okay.

Fine.

I'll tell you.

But you're gonna regret it.

Date: 2011-08-10 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
I mean, it's like laying eggs and stuff, right?

Part 1/2

Date: 2011-08-10 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Well, no. Not really. At all.

Y'see when a man and a woman love each other... physically...

Part 2/2

Date: 2011-08-10 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
[Some awkward sex-ed-education later...]

... and that is where babies come from.

Ya happy?

Date: 2011-08-10 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
Uh... so where do the tentacles fit into that?

Date: 2011-08-11 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Basically just replace the guy in the equation with a whole bunch of tentacles on the lady and that's tentacle porn.

Date: 2011-08-11 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
But that's not what tentacles are for at all!

Date: 2011-08-12 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Yeah, well.

It is in porn.

Date: 2011-08-12 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Hey, don't complain to me about it.

You wanted to know.

How'd you find out about it anyhow?

Date: 2011-08-13 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
I heard Japan talking about it, but he wouldn't tell me what it was.

Date: 2011-08-13 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Of course it was the guy who is Japan talking about tentacle porn.

That's pretty much where it came from.

Date: 2011-08-13 04:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
Yeah, he said he invented it. But I still don't understand why anyone would like that kind of stuff. It sounds disgusting.

Date: 2011-08-13 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Because people are into some weird kinky shit.

That Japan guy, he's probably a pervert.

Or I think 'hentai' is what they call it in Japanese.

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