moemoetentacles: (Serious Business)
[Fail!filtered to Taiwan and Japan, because lol what are filters]

"Taiwan!  Japan!  I need to get stronger!  Give me military training, okay?  I'll work really hard!"
moemoetentacles: (Sad)
[Action]

[Ever since the other day at the park with Percy Jackson, Squid Girl's been in an uncommonly good mood.  She finally has a reminder of home in the form of the salt water spring he created using his crazy ocean powers.  So today she's heading off to the park for a nice brisk swim, stars in her eyes and looking just happy as anything.  Unfortunately, when she gets there, the lake is completely back to normal and there's no salt water to be found at all.]


"Hey... what the heck?  Where's the new salt water lake?  Why's it back to normal?"

[Later on, she goes looking for Percy, only to find him droned.  Unfortunately, nobody's really explained to her how droning works at this point, so she's left feeling angry and sad and confused.  She's not sure what else to do, so she just heads back home and gets on the phone.]

[Phone; unfiltered]

"Okay, who messed up the salt water pond and brainwashed Percy?  He barely even recognized me!"
moemoetentacles: (Tentacle Hair)
[Somebody is just pleased as punch after opening her apology presents from Santa Claus.  Squid Girl is finally feeling like her old self again, evidenced by the fact that she's currently strolling down the streets of Mayfield waving her tentacles in the air like she just don't care.  She's laughing like an idiot the whole way, and also periodically spits random blobs of ink into the snow just because she can.]

"Hahahahaha!  Nothing's gonna stop me now that I have my amazing squid powers back!  Not even Mayfield!"

[And just to make it fun, have some choose-your-own adventure scenario action:

1. Squid Girl is running directly toward you, tentacles waving all over the place.  She looks excited as all get out, but possibly also terrifying if you're not used to this sort of thing.

2. It's still pretty cold outside and she isn't really dressed for it.  Enjoy having squid ink spewed all over you when she sneezes while you're nearby.

3. Target practice!  She's using her tentacles to uproot mailboxes, grab and snap branches off of trees, and all sorts of other things.]
moemoetentacles: (Unimpressed)
There's never anything good on TV here.  What kind of show is only a minute and a half long?  And you couldn't even understand half of what was going on!
moemoetentacles: (Waaaaaahhhhhh)
[Hello, neighbors!  Terrified enough of Christmas yet?  Because Squid Girl might be here to help you out with that.  At 452 Stone Street, there is some terrified screaming emanating from the house - both from Squid Girl herself for those who recognize her voice, as well as a chorus of unfamiliar screams.  After a few minutes of this, a window opens on the front of the house and a bucket of shrimp and lobster with human faces is tossed unceremoniously into the yard.  Squid Girl leans out of the window to yell at them.]

"Go away!  Leave me alone!  You're not delicious at all!"

[She is met only with further screaming as the hideously warped seafood lies there on the front lawn.]
moemoetentacles: (Excited)
Hey!  What was that weird music just now all about?  Is that part of Christmas?  Does it mean I'm getting more presents like that teleporter machine Santa gave me last week?
moemoetentacles: (Angry)
[Today after school, Squid Girl can be found bustling about in the front yard of 452 Stone Street.  She's got the hose out, and is diligently spraying jets of water at the front door of the house.  Every so often, she fills up a nearby bucket and throws the water at one of the windows.]

"C'mon, freeze!  What am I doing wrong!"
moemoetentacles: (Shock)
[Squid Girl can be found at the park today, marveling at this white stuff falling from the sky and shivering from the cold.  She hasn't bothered to bundle up all that much, because she's used to cold deep-sea temperatures.  Unfortunately, she doesn't have her squidlike resilience to low temperature or high pressure back yet, and this damnable human body just isn't doing the trick.  But that isn't the first thing on her mind - priority number one is to check out the lake and see how her mission is going.  When she gets there, though, she's confronted with something she's utterly unfamiliar with.  She taps the edge of the iced-over lake with her foot and jumps back in surprise, pointing at it.]

"What the heck?  What's wrong with the lake?  Why is it... solid?"
moemoetentacles: (Bitch says what)
[Hey look, a certain denizen of the ocean finally figured out how to use the telephone after almost an entire month of living in Mayfield!  Squid Girl's voice comes ringing over the lines loud and clear, and also completely unfiltered.  Hey, let's not ask for miracles, okay?  It's amazing she even made it this far on her own.  Anyway, she's excited as heck, and about to make a huge announcement.]

"Attention, people of Mayfield!  This is Squid Girl speaking!  I am pleased to announce that I have just formed an unofficial alliance with the nation of Taiwan - it's called the Squid Girl-Taiwanese Unofficial Alliance!  I've also been informed that there's no ocean here to pollute, so I've decided to protect whatever water there is in Mayfield, starting with that pond in the park!  If you pollute it, you'll have to answer to both me and my new ally!  And if anyone messes with one of us, you'll now have to fight us both!  So do the smart thing and give up now - there's no way you'll be able to resist our combined powers!"

[At this point, there's a few seconds of silence.  She's trying to think of something cool to say to wrap this thing up.]

"...That is all!"

[Totally nailed it.]
moemoetentacles: (Cowering)
[Hey there, Mayfield.  This idiot still doesn't know what a telephone is, but it doesn't matter, because it seems to have been knocked off the hook during her epic battle with the turkey that got delivered to her door today.]

"W-what are you doing?  Get away!"

[There are several screams, and then the sound of silverware clattering to the ground and dishes breaking.]

"I've got a knife!  I'll use it, I swear!"

[More struggling and knocking over of furniture.  Probably more than is strictly necessary for someone to beat up a suddenly animated turkey that can't even see what it's doing.  But then again, it's fighting one of Mayfield's biggest idiots.]

"Aaaaaahhhh!  Get off, get off, get off!"

[At this point, there are vague noises that sound like something halfway between choking and vomiting.]

"...Crap!  I forgot that doesn't work here!"

[A few minutes more of rolling around on the floor, accompanied by sounds of a physical struggle.  Eventually, there is only heavy breathing.]

"Hah... victory!  That'll teach you to mess with me!"
moemoetentacles: (Curious)
[Squid Girl's finally had it explained to her that she needs to attend school or risk droning.  She isn't sure what that is, but she's pretty sure it's bad, so today she's hanging around Mayfield Elementary trying to figure out what the heck she's supposed to be doing.  Mostly it takes the form of wandering the hallways, walking in and out of various classrooms, and just generally looking really confused about the whole place.  Feel free to bump into her in any of the following situations:

A. Squid Girl is wandering the hallway aimlessly, just staring blankly at people as they go by and peeking into the different classrooms to see what everybody's up to.  She isn't exactly sure where she's supposed to be going, and no one really told her, so she's just on a leisurely stroll about the school.

B. She's finally been herded into a classroom, and is doing her best to try to pretend like she knows what's going on.  Unfortunately, she's a bad reader, and happens to be holding her textbook upside-down.  Correct her?  Laugh at her behind her back?

C. In her travels through the school, she's found the teachers' lounge and has decided to claim it as her own territory.  Any teachers coming back for their lunch breaks might find her in there rummaging around through the filing cabinets, drinking the soda in the fridge, or standing on top of a desk loudly proclaiming that she's in charge around here.

D. Gym class!  It's basketball day, but she has no idea what basketball is, and is instead just grabbing the balls and lobbing them at the other students while laughing like an idiot.  Maybe one just hit you!  Maybe you feel like teaching her a lesson by throwing one back!  Either way, hilarity ensues.]
moemoetentacles: (Swirly Eyes)
[Squid Girl had a pretty decent meal of seafood at one of Mayfield's fancy restaurants the other night thanks to Finas, but she's hungry again and wondering where exactly the restaurant caught all of those lobster.  After all, more than one person told her that there's no ocean anywhere near Mayfield, and that's the only place she knows of to catch them in the first place.  So naturally she ends up in the park, since the pond located there is the only terribly major body of water Mayfield has.  She's determined to catch herself something good to eat for dinner today.  Maybe even for the next couple of days if she's lucky!

Unfortunately, she's already managed to forget that Mayfield has stripped her of all of her squidlike abilities - most notably, the ability to breathe underwater and the use of her tentacles.  Any normal person would just be able to swim to the other side of the lake after diving in, but Squid Girl has no idea how to swim like a normal person at all, so instead she just ends up desperately flailing around in the middle.  Unless somebody dives in there to save her, she's fairly likely to drown in the most pathetic fashion imaginable.

Later on, Squid Girl can be found wandering the streets of Mayfield, still hungry and soaking wet.  It's after sundown now, and the mid-fall evening weather has gotten rather chilly.  She was in that water for a while earlier, and this weak human body of hers can't stand up to cold temperatures the way she's used to.  So she's trying to walk back home, shivering and staggering down the street as she goes.  Every once in a while she trips and falls over, only to slowly work her way back to her feet and continue on toward Stone Street.]


((OOC: For purposes of future continuity and avoidance of crazy time paradox, only the first person to rescue her from drowning or warm her up afterward will count officially for CR purposes as having saved her.  I'm more than happy to tag this out with everyone who posts, though, as I want her to meet more people.  She will definitely remember everyone's kindness, though!  Just make it obvious somehow which of these you're responding to when you comment~

Also, Finas-mun - by all means, let's finish tagging out that restaurant encounter even though I've just posted past it with this.  I think that scene will go some hilarious places before it's all said and done.))
moemoetentacles: (Serious Business)
[Someone's been a busy little squid today.  After waking up in a strange place and tearing her new bedroom apart, Squid Girl met the all-drone family she's been assigned to live with here in Mayfield.  Fortunately for her and probably them, she's so damn stupid that the ensuing conversation has her utterly convinced that she's managed to successfully take over the household, as the drones all seem rather accepting of her and willing to do things for her.  Finally, some respect!  More than she's used to from Eiko and Chiziru, anyway.  Clearly, this marks a turning point in her war upon the surface dwellers!  So after she's done meeting her new family, Squid Girl is out on the front porch of the house at 452 Stone Street, posing triumphantly with her hands on her hips and yelling emphatically at anyone who happens to pass by.]

"Attention, humans!  I am Squid Girl, messenger of the sea and your future overlord!  I have claimed this house as the first foothold in the coming invasion of the surface world!  Those who submit now will be greatly rewarded and receive preferential treatment when my brethren rise up to conquer your pathetic civilization!"

((OOC: Here are links to the individual comment threads since Ash and Squid Girl broke the page.

The Captain
Ren
Ash
Splash Woman
Kaguya
Utsuho
Misty
Marivel ))

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