1st Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Someone's been a busy little squid today.  After waking up in a strange place and tearing her new bedroom apart, Squid Girl met the all-drone family she's been assigned to live with here in Mayfield.  Fortunately for her and probably them, she's so damn stupid that the ensuing conversation has her utterly convinced that she's managed to successfully take over the household, as the drones all seem rather accepting of her and willing to do things for her.  Finally, some respect!  More than she's used to from Eiko and Chiziru, anyway.  Clearly, this marks a turning point in her war upon the surface dwellers!  So after she's done meeting her new family, Squid Girl is out on the front porch of the house at 452 Stone Street, posing triumphantly with her hands on her hips and yelling emphatically at anyone who happens to pass by.]

"Attention, humans!  I am Squid Girl, messenger of the sea and your future overlord!  I have claimed this house as the first foothold in the coming invasion of the surface world!  Those who submit now will be greatly rewarded and receive preferential treatment when my brethren rise up to conquer your pathetic civilization!"

((OOC: Here are links to the individual comment threads since Ash and Squid Girl broke the page.

The Captain
Ren
Ash
Splash Woman
Kaguya
Utsuho
Misty
Marivel ))

Comments

[bestwishes]

'fraid so?

1/3

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2/3

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3/3

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W-what is this place? No ocean, and I can't even go home? I hate it here already! You humans are the worst!

[bestwishes]

Woah, hey! Don't cry! I don't wanna be here any more than you do! I've got an Isshu League to challenge back home!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

...What's an Isshu League?

[bestwishes]

It's the Pokémon League they have in the Isshu region!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

...The what league?

[bestwishes]

... Pokémon League.

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Never heard of it.

1/2

[bestwishes]

[Ash reaches for his belt and...]

Bulbasaur. I choose you.

[bestwishes]

Bulbasaur!

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[THIS FACE]

"W-where did you get that thing? Where did it come from? Don't tell me you're some kind of magician or something!"

[bestwishes]

I got him back home in Kanto originally. He's a Pokémon, so I keep him inside a Poké Ball. [Holding up the ball for you to see, Ika-chan]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

How does that thing work? He looks way too big to fit in there!

[bestwishes]

Well, I'm no big science guy, but they're converted into some kind of energy and stored as data, or something like that?

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[And she just starts backing away from Ash and toward the house.]

[bestwishes]

Wait, why are you backing away now!?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

You're plotting to capture me in one of those things, aren't you? I can see it in your eyes!

[bestwishes]

But you're not a Pokémon? Besides, I don't have any spares on me at the moment anyway.

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I don't care! I don't trust that thing!

[bestwishes]

You don't trust... Bulbasaur? ... The Poké Ball?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Both of them! I mean, look at that thing! What is it even supposed to be?

[bestwishes]

... It's a Bulbasaur.

Bulbasaur~!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[Crouches down to poke at it.]

"...What does it do?"