13th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Fail!filtered to Taiwan and Japan, because lol what are filters]

"Taiwan!  Japan!  I need to get stronger!  Give me military training, okay?  I'll work really hard!"

Comments

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

What if I told you I have twelve limbs to hold them in?

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Y' 'd slice one off.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

No I wouldn't!

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Show m'.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

First you have to get me 12 swords.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

No.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

What? Why not?

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Prove yer arms.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

You want me to fight you?

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

'm not fight'ng girls.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Then you forfeit and I win!

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

'm can't b'cause y' are a girl.

[And if the opponent can legally not be in a duel, nobody can forfeit.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

That's just a fancy way of saying you lost.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Y' don't know m'ch.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I know plenty!

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Not 'nough.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

More than you, I bet!

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Show m' or 'll not make an'.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I can't show you because you won't give me any swords to use!

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Yer 16 arms.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Well, I actually only have 2 arms. The other 10 are tentacles. But if you come to 452 Stone Street, I'll show you how amazing they are!

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Mh.

[He'll actually be over there a while later.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[He'll have to ring the doorbell or knock or something, because she's gotten bored and started watching TV by now.]

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

[Rings the doorbell]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[Answers the door.]

"...Hello?"