1st Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Someone's been a busy little squid today.  After waking up in a strange place and tearing her new bedroom apart, Squid Girl met the all-drone family she's been assigned to live with here in Mayfield.  Fortunately for her and probably them, she's so damn stupid that the ensuing conversation has her utterly convinced that she's managed to successfully take over the household, as the drones all seem rather accepting of her and willing to do things for her.  Finally, some respect!  More than she's used to from Eiko and Chiziru, anyway.  Clearly, this marks a turning point in her war upon the surface dwellers!  So after she's done meeting her new family, Squid Girl is out on the front porch of the house at 452 Stone Street, posing triumphantly with her hands on her hips and yelling emphatically at anyone who happens to pass by.]

"Attention, humans!  I am Squid Girl, messenger of the sea and your future overlord!  I have claimed this house as the first foothold in the coming invasion of the surface world!  Those who submit now will be greatly rewarded and receive preferential treatment when my brethren rise up to conquer your pathetic civilization!"

((OOC: Here are links to the individual comment threads since Ash and Squid Girl broke the page.

The Captain
Ren
Ash
Splash Woman
Kaguya
Utsuho
Misty
Marivel ))

Comments

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Right, so we agree, then!

[bestwishes]

... If you expand the ocean too much, things fall into chaos too?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

No, the delicate balance thing! Polluting the ocean messes things up too, right? That's why I have to teach humans a lesson!

[bestwishes]

Well, yeah. That kinda messes things up too, but two wrongs don't make a right?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But I can't just let them get away with it!

[bestwishes]

I guess that's a good point too...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Right! So I'm going to invade!

[bestwishes]

Wouldn't it be better to talk it out with people though rather than invading them?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Why would they listen?

[bestwishes]

Well, you seem like a nice enough girl, Ika-chan? I'm sure people would love to talk to you.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

You really think so?

[bestwishes]

Of course they would! I'm talking to you, aren't I?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Of course! It's only natural that you would want to get on my good side before I take control of this place!

[bestwishes]

But that doesn't have anything to do with it...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

It doesn't?

[bestwishes]

Yeah, I'd be talkin' to you regardless of that.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

It's because I'm so charismatic!

Charismatic is a big word for Ash. >_>

[bestwishes]

I'm not sure what that means, but I guess that could be it?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's definitely it.

[bestwishes]

So, what are you planning to do here in Mayfield?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I guess if I can't invade for real, I'll just have to spend my time gathering information about humans to take back to the ocean with me.

[bestwishes]

I'm not even sure a way back to the ocean even exists from here...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

There has to be one! How will I get home?

[bestwishes]

Well uh... The thing is... No-one knows how to get home from here?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

...No one?