1st Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Someone's been a busy little squid today.  After waking up in a strange place and tearing her new bedroom apart, Squid Girl met the all-drone family she's been assigned to live with here in Mayfield.  Fortunately for her and probably them, she's so damn stupid that the ensuing conversation has her utterly convinced that she's managed to successfully take over the household, as the drones all seem rather accepting of her and willing to do things for her.  Finally, some respect!  More than she's used to from Eiko and Chiziru, anyway.  Clearly, this marks a turning point in her war upon the surface dwellers!  So after she's done meeting her new family, Squid Girl is out on the front porch of the house at 452 Stone Street, posing triumphantly with her hands on her hips and yelling emphatically at anyone who happens to pass by.]

"Attention, humans!  I am Squid Girl, messenger of the sea and your future overlord!  I have claimed this house as the first foothold in the coming invasion of the surface world!  Those who submit now will be greatly rewarded and receive preferential treatment when my brethren rise up to conquer your pathetic civilization!"

((OOC: Here are links to the individual comment threads since Ash and Squid Girl broke the page.

The Captain
Ren
Ash
Splash Woman
Kaguya
Utsuho
Misty
Marivel ))

Comments

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Good! Then we have an understanding!

[bestwishes]

So uh, why do you wanna invade the surface, Squid Girl? Also, is there something I can call you for short?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Ika-chan, I guess... And I'm invading because you humans have no respect for the ocean! You keep polluting it with your oil and trash!

[bestwishes]

Ika-chan... I guess that's a cute nickname... Anyway why would anyone wanna put trash or oil in the water?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Beats me! You humans are the ones who keep doing it!

[bestwishes]

Well, where I come from nobody dumps anything like that in the ocean?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Then maybe I can spare you from the ocean's wrath.

[bestwishes]

... Your whole "ocean's wrath" thing kinda reminds me of Team Aqua.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Who's that?

[bestwishes]

Oh uh, they were some kinda eco-terrorists who wanted to expand the ocean? And they were up against these guys called Team Magma who wanted to expand the landmass, so they summoned the rulers of land and sea then Lance turned up and honestly, I'm not even sure what was going on.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Expanding the ocean? They sound like some really good people!

[bestwishes]

But the world exists in a delicate balance. You change the state of one thing too much, and nature falls into chaos?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Right, so we agree, then!

[bestwishes]

... If you expand the ocean too much, things fall into chaos too?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

No, the delicate balance thing! Polluting the ocean messes things up too, right? That's why I have to teach humans a lesson!

[bestwishes]

Well, yeah. That kinda messes things up too, but two wrongs don't make a right?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But I can't just let them get away with it!

[bestwishes]

I guess that's a good point too...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Right! So I'm going to invade!

[bestwishes]

Wouldn't it be better to talk it out with people though rather than invading them?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Why would they listen?

[bestwishes]

Well, you seem like a nice enough girl, Ika-chan? I'm sure people would love to talk to you.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

You really think so?

[bestwishes]

Of course they would! I'm talking to you, aren't I?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Of course! It's only natural that you would want to get on my good side before I take control of this place!